Home Is Where The Critters Are by Gary R.
Dobson
"Let's go on a vacation!" exclaimed my spouse. "We haven't been away in
a long time and we're due. Where do you think we should go?"
"That's a great idea and I know just the place" I gushed. "It's called
Isle Royale and is a magnificent national park, in Michigan, where
wolves, moose, and all sorts of wildlife roam free."
"Um…well…that isn't quite what I had in mind and I really don't think…."
"Oh, come on, Cindy. You'll love it. We'll commune with nature and
hike tens of miles and stay in a very rustic lodge and…."
"Gary, you are not in shape for such an outing. I can imagine you
hiking a few feet, but tens of miles? I don't think so. You spend the
next year getting yourself in shape and then we'll plan a visit to Isle
Royale."
"Please, Cindy," I begged, "I desperately want the opportunity to see
wolves, deer, and other animals in their natural environment. It's very
important to me and I know that you'd love to do the same." I took a
tremendous breath, sucked in my stomach and flexed a few very
underdeveloped muscles. "Look at this! My body is in great shape
and…."
"Forget it!" Cindy ordered as she watched my stomach quickly sag back
into its normal place in my body. "But, I've got another idea. Let's
go on a long drive through the state of Michigan and then, for a night
or two, we can travel into northern Canada. That's where you were born
and I know that you'd love to revisit the area. I'm certain that we'll
have a chance to view many wild animals during our trip. We'll have a
great time and you probably won't suffer a heart attack along the way!"
Visions of my prone body lying on a stretcher, constructed of tree
branches, while being towed, by Cindy, through the wilderness of Isle
Royale convinced me to agree to her plan. "Okay," I replied, "that
sounds terrific."
Two weeks later, on a beautiful sunshine kissed 'morn, we left our home
in a Chicago suburb and headed for the Michigan state border. I was
filled with a sense of discovery and great anticipation regarding the
magnificent wildlife that surely, over the next seven days, awaited my
viewing.
Within four hours, Cindy and I were happily ensconced in Sharma and Dean
Krauskopf's (Sharma is the editor of Scottish Radiance) gorgeous bed and
breakfast inn that is located outside of Parma, Michigan.
Following the always delightful experience of dining on one of Sharma
and Dean's exquisite culinary offerings, our hostess said to me, "Gary,
I know how dearly you'd love to see some wildlife during your vacation.
There are always great numbers of animals running through our fields.
Perhaps you'll be fortunate enough to see some of them before you leave
in the morning!"
The next day, after bidding farewell to our gracious hosts and pulling
out onto the highway, I said to Cindy, "Well, I loved renewing my
acquaintance with the Krauskopf's dog, Kiri, and their guinea pig,
Jenny. But, those fine animals aren't quite what I had in mind.
I admit that I was too tired, last night, to go walking through the
fields, but you'd think that an errant fox or even a chipmunk might have
had the common decency to put its nose against the window of Sharma and
Dean's living room. I mean, would that have been too much to ask? Oh
well, now it's on to the wilds of upstate Michigan and just a wee bit of
Ontario. Okay, wolves, moose, etc. Here we come!"
Three days and seven hundred miles later, I turned to Cindy as we, on
our way into Canada, were waiting in line at a border crossing. I
whined, "You know, I really wanted to see some wildlife during our
vacation. However, to date, the only close encounter I've had has been
with one seagull named Harvey. He was a decent sort of fellow and
allowed me to take a slew of pictures of him. And…well, for a moment,
he did seem kind of wild, especially when I inadvertently set off the
flashbulb of my camera, but he just wasn't what I'm looking for."
"Gary, I know you are disappointed, but we're about to enter Canada.
Surely you'll happen upon some wild animals while we're in the country.
Come on, get your spirits up and let's set off on an adventure!"
Over the next few hours, as we drove north of Sault Ste. Marie, we gazed
at the most stunning scenery one could imagine possible. Ah yes, the
natural delights offered by this part of Ontario are truly awe inspiring
and miraculous to behold.
Alas, however, the only wildlife I viewed was in the form of a poster of
a moose that adorned the wall of a gas station. It was a nice looking
moose, but…well.
Cindy and I spent a great deal of time, that evening, looking for an inn
where we might rest for the night. We weren't interested in just
staying in any place that offered a comfortable bed, free HBO, or even
mints placed on pillows. What we were searching for was a quaint and
utterly charming cabin that would afford us a view of the pristine
waters of Batchawana Bay (fed by the bounties of Lake Superior).
It took a very long time to locate such an oasis of scenery, but the
search eventually resulted in our happening upon a delightful lodge
named The Salzburger Hof Resort. And what a find it was! The inn is
nestled on the shores of a gorgeous body of water that is surely the
cleanest and purest I've ever seen in the outdoors. The gifts of the
bay sparkle with a brilliant beauty that would bring tears of wonder to
the eyes of the most hardened soul. They are truly, truly
extraordinary.
Our room, for the night, was lovely and was obviously built to reflect
the passion for warmth, coziness, and simplicity that the owner of the
inn cherishes. I do not know her name, but can tell you that the
proprietor of The Salzburger Hof Resort is one of the most charming
women whom I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. As an added bonus,
the innkeeper's daughter, who operates the resort's exceptional
restaurant, is a joy all on her own.
After Cindy and I had enjoyed a tantalizing meal, we strolled toward the
shores of Batchawana Bay where the dazzling reflection of an almost full
moon was painting swirls of golden magnificence on the waters. As we
approached the lawn chairs that were situated along the shore, two very
pleasant people said to us, "Oh, you've just missed seeing the loons.
They were so beautiful and their voices wonderfully haunting. (Hear the Loons) It is a
pity that you missed them!"
"Oh no," I retorted with an great sigh of disappointment, "I've been
wanting to see some wildlife and haven't been lucky at all! Agh! And
now I've missed the loons! Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!"
"Don't fret, perhaps they'll come back."
Over the next two hours, as Cindy and I sat in front of the waters of
the bay, the only sounds we heard were the gentle waves that were
caressing the shores of the inlet. They were, of course, so very
soothing and precious and I don’t think that I've ever felt more
peaceful and happy with life than during those few hours. Mind you, I
would have loved to also hear the sounds of the loons, but success was
not to be realized.
The next morning, as we prepared to depart the area, the innkeeper's dog
came rushing up to me. As I looked at the animal, I whispered, "Please,
can't you just bare your teeth, just for a minute? Be wild, be free,
be…well…wild. Remember your roots! Remember your proud ancestor, the
wolf! Come on, act tough!" The outrageously affectionate creature laid
her head against my knee and sweetly gazed into my eyes. I stroked her
neck and then got into the car.
Eight hundred miles and four days later, Cindy and I were sitting on our
deck, while indulging in a very pleasant wine, and reflecting on what
had been a joyous and memorable vacation. We had been blessed with a
safe trip and one that had awarded us with countless scenes of the
luxurious natural beauty that is the state of Michigan and the province
of Ontario.
At one point, I heard a stirring about ten feet from our patio table.
Cindy's ears had picked up the same sound. She said, "Look! Look at
the raccoons!"
As I focused on two pairs of eyes belonging to the most adorable
examples of wildlife I had seen in a very long time, I said, "Home,
Cindy, home is where the critters are."
We watched, for a time, the two animals playfully cavort with each other
and then head off into the night. Sadly, I knew that our two visitors
would probably lead more rewarding natural lives if they were not
running around the yards of Lisle, Illinois, but were enjoying the
vistas of where Cindy and I had spent the past seven days. That is
where wildlife is supposed to be.
I also knew that the reason why we hadn't, during our vacation, seen
wild animals is that they, unlike the two raccoons who now live under
our deck, are able to roam free in their natural settings and only
occasionally come, by accident, in contact with humans. They are
accidents that often result in the death of the animals.
Our home is where the critters are, at least two of them anyway. To be
honest about it, however, I'd much rather know that they and all wild
creatures are where they should be and that is in the splendor of this
world's forests. I learned that lesson during my vacation and it is one
that I shall never forget.
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